Last week, Linda Paul of What comes next? nominated me for a “Stylish Blogger” award. For some reason, that news was contained in a comment that went directly into my Spam folder and was deleted because of my own inattention. A few days later, I received the same message from Priya of Partial View, and this time I knew what it was.
The award comes with four basic tasks: to present seven things about yourself, name about a half dozen bloggers you think deserve the award, contact those people, and create a link back to the person who gave you the honor.
Usually, I would dismiss all such designations as scams, in league with the Nigerian emails I get twice a week and the three winning tickets I unknowingly purchased for last year’s Irish Sweepstakes. But being mentioned in the same breath with the word “stylish,” perhaps for the first time ever, was more than I could resist. And being acknowledged by two gifted writers such as Linda and Priya sealed the deal.
I have only recently become familiar with Linda’s writing, but all of the posts I’ve read on her blog have been highly-crafted, thoughtful pieces that reflect her skill with both the language and complex ideas. I look forward to reading much more.
Priya’s writing is stunning. Her voice mesmerizes, even as her words weave ideas from disparate fields and memories of her childhood in India. The addition of her own photographs completes the spell. Priya is sensitive and smart, and that’s a refreshing combination.
Snoring Dog Studio was also designated by Priya. I would certainly have included her, as well. If you haven’t visited SDS’s blog, please do. It features funny, pointed essays and wonderful original paintings. I can almost guarantee you’ll like what you find.
For the seven things about myself, I offer no such guarantee.
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1. It’s been a life-long fantasy of mine to have a woman look at me from across the room and say in very serious tones, “Get over here, ya big lug!” At five-foot-nine and a hundred and sixty-five pounds, I realize this is only going to happen if I’m performing in some kind of stage play, or if the woman is heavily medicated. Either way would be acceptable.
1a. Just to clarify number 1, the phrase life-long is something of an exaggeration. When I was six, my fantasy was to meet Huckleberry Hound.
2. When I was fifteen, I jumped out of an airplane. Twice. After the parachute opened and I realized I wasn’t going to die that day, the float down to the ground was exquisite silence and perfect solitude. It’s a feeling that will never leave me.
3. I’ve been a vegetarian for more than twenty years. When people hear this, they assume I’m some kind of health nut. I’m not. The truth is, my favorite food is dessert. Any dessert at all. (Except pumpkin pie, because pumpkin isn’t a food; it’s a decoration.)
4. I don’t think there’s any such thing as a lower intelligence,
a primitive culture, or a very important person.
5. I have a collection of wooden boxes from all over the world. My favorites are carved boxes from India, puzzle boxes from Japan, straw boxes from Russia, and painted boxes from Poland and Peru. I have more than three hundred, but it isn’t an obsession.
6. Conversations about car engines, stereo equipment, the stock market, our carbon footprint, and multi-level marketing businesses make me wish I could turn my hearing on and off, or set it for different intensities, like a blender. And if there’s a Hollywood Salute to Anything on television, I would rather fill up the bathtub and drown myself.
7. I’ve made my peace with guilt. A person with too much guilt is dysfunctional; a person with too little is dangerous. I’m much closer to the dysfunctional end, but I think it’ll be okay.
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Now the hardest part: naming some people for the Stylish Blogger Award. (It’s hard only because of the people I’m leaving out.) I hope you’ll somehow find the time to visit all of them.
Arbor Familiae, by Kevin Harris. This is a guided tour through Kevin’s family history. His research and attention to detail produce fascinating posts, because he isn’t listing facts — he’s telling dramatic stories. If only our high school history books were this good.
Big Happy Nothing, by Amiable Amiable. My first blogging buddy, AA is an amazingly creative writer with an unstoppable imagination and an unprecedented talent for wordplay. Her blog is a journey to beautiful places, as well as to the most interesting corners of her life. Her strange octopus fixation aside, she’s also a great friend.
Conjuring My Muse, by Margaret Reyes Dempsey. Published author and amazing writer (they’re not necessarily the same thing), Margaret looks at life from many unique and surprising angles and describes it in her own distinctive voice. The results are funny and insightful. (She’s also part Sicilian, but I didn’t consider that at all.)
Cooperstowners in Canada, by Kevin Glew. This blog is about major league baseball players who are in the Hall of Fame and have some real connection to Canada. I began reading it to see how Kevin could possibly pull that off — and sustain it. He does, with tireless investigation, excellent writing, and a profound knowledge and love of the game.
Mirrored Images, by Julia Harris. Happily married to Kevin Harris (above) and the mother of two wonderful sons, Julia nevertheless finds herself struggling with maddening situations on a regular basis. Her peerless observational and writing skills will leave you both entertained and empathetic. She has also been known to dabble in the sacred art of Sarcasm.
Surely, You Jess! by Jessica Sieghart. This woman’s life could be a mini-series, and should be. Until then, we’ll have to settle for her blog, which is filled with humor, protest, exasperation, family life, and wisdom. Jessica is funny and sweet. But if I ever make her mad, I’m going into the witness protection program.
Val Erde
February 4, 2011
Great post, Charles and I’m so glad you did this, it’s kind of a challenge though, isn’t it? Priya passed hers on to me recently, too, so they do get around. I’ve had fun visiting a lot of new-to-me bloggers. Though there’s only one ‘newie’ on your list as I think I’ve probably visited everyone who’s commented on your blog and have wished to visit many who’ve not got any blogs of their own (or who are not willing to own up to any).
Jess’s blog I know and love; Margaret found yours via mine; I found Julia’s blog a week or so ago after you posted a link to her sad post about her mum, in one of your comments; Amiable Amiable’s blog is a wonder, as is she. I’ve occasionally surfed into Kevin Glew’s blog but I’m afraid (gasp, shock, horror) sport isn’t really me and as a Brit, most baseball goes completely over – or under, or through – my brain, I can understand it as much as I can understand soccer or cricket, which is not at all! Kevin Harris’s blog is fascinating but for me, it’s the photos that take my interest (I colour old family photos, so they fascinate me). I found Snoring Dog Studios via a comment here in your blog. So I think the only new one for me is Linda Paul’s who Priya also mentioned.
🙂
I love that you collect boxes. I adore boxes though don’t collect them, there’s just something very special about them. The outer appearance and the mystery of what might be inside. Do you keep them empty or fill them with anything? And – what are straw boxes? Are these woven or what?
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Thanks for the comment, Val. It’s definitely a challenge because for every blog I named, there were two more I could have chosen. As for the boxes, I keep things in a few of them, but I can never remember which ones, so I frequently have occasion to open them all up again. If you do an image search for Russian straw boxes, you’ll see plenty. They’re quite amazing.
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Priya
February 4, 2011
I can’t get over the boy with room for cake. The image is hilariously enjoyable (rights to usage reserved). In fact, it is so good that I can’t concentrate on your box collection hobby (not obsession). Coincidentally, I collect boxes.
You are a treat, Charles.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
There’s just no end to the astonishment, Priya. (And I’ll hilariously enjoy it if I want to!)
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notesfromrumbleycottage
February 4, 2011
My daughter heartily disagrees with you about the status of the pumpkin. It is her favorite pie although I think it might be for the whipped cream. Congrats on your award! Use it well.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Has your daughter ever cut open a pumpkin and slid her hand inside? If not, let her try it and I think that will be enough to cure her.
Thanks for the kind words. I need to get over to your blog sometime this weekend.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
February 5, 2011
Charles, that’s the fun part. You pull out the seeds and roast them. Um num num. Then, you carve the pumpkin into a jack o’ lantern and use the rest of the gook you scooped out of it to make a puking pumpkin display. LOL
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Margaret, I associate you with beautiful writing and delicious Italian concoctions, and I refuse to contaminate those images with gook-puking pumpkins. So I’m not even going to respond to your comment.
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Jessica Sieghart
February 4, 2011
Wow! An award, and a prestigious one, to boot! I never win anything except fun fair goldfish, so this is quite an honor. Really. To be on a list with these people is really incredible to me and I am honored. They are all terrific writers!
I would have never pegged you as a vegetarian. I could never be one. Steak is my favorite food…the rarer the better 🙂 I am so in agreement with your cars, stereo and stock market conversations. I’d also have to add retirement funds and SEO to that list. SEO has to be one of the dullest things ever, yet there’s millions of people talking about it all the time.
Thanks again for this, Charles. It’s greatly appreciated. Oh and FYI, in my 44 years, only about 5 people have needed witness protection after angering me. There may be 6 or 7 others slightly injured from the Catboots. They all deserved it. I don’t think it’s something you need worry about. LOL
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
It is prestigious and even better than goldfish, I think, because the award will live on forever. I agree with you about SEO and retirement funds, although someday I’ll probably regret having neglected them both. And thanks for the reassurance about the boots and the witness protection program, but I’m still going to watch my step.
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Allan Douglas
February 4, 2011
Congratulations on your nomination Charles! You certainly deserve it.
I completely agree with you on those Hollywood salutes – except that I would drown the television.
Thanks for the list – I think; my daily reading list just gets longer and longer. :0
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Drowning the television! Why didn’t I think of that? No more mindless shows and less clutter. Allan, you’re a genius.
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Snoring Dog Studio
February 4, 2011
Get over here, ya big lug! Oh, dear. Can everyone see that? I swear I’m not heavily medicated. Exhausted from this week’s heavy duty wash, double rinse and fast spin, but no medication yet. However, once you get over here, I AM going to smack you upside the head for that pumpkin comment. Blasphemer.
Thank you for the dearly appreciated compliment, Charles. Your 7 items only reveal what I already knew about you: You’re a special man.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
They say there are three things you should never talk about in polite company: religion, politics, and pumpkin pie. I usually manage to remember that, but for some reason I wasn’t thinking of this as polite company. (Blasphemer — good word! I think I’ll steal that, too.)
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souldipper
February 4, 2011
I’ve placed this post on my Facebook wall because it is so delightfully human. The biggest determinant was your #4. Thank you for putting life in one short sentence for me.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Thank you, Amy, for such a nice comment, and especially for not jumping on me about the pumpkin pie thing.
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Snoring Dog Studio
February 5, 2011
Yeah. Most folks show much more restraint than I do. Now I must go and give that can of pumpkin puree a big hug.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
I get a smack in the head and the can of pumpkin goop gets a hug. This is exactly why I never wanted to be stylish.
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arborfamiliae
February 4, 2011
Thank you so much for putting me on your list. It’s an honor to be listed by you as a “stylish blogger,” because I think the things you do with your blog–the deep thought you put into it, the sensitivity, the word-crafting and the sarcasm–are first-class. I am fully aware, however, that in this instance like so many others in my life, I have ridden in on the coattails of my very talented wife.
My favorite line in this whole post is “I have more than three hundred, but it isn’t an obsession.” One doesn’t come across that level of denial very often. It’s comforting to know there’s someone else out there who’s able to accomplish such heights–or depths–of denial. My obsession isn’t boxes, but it involves numbers a lot higher than 300.
Your analysis of guilt is great. I agree wholeheartedly that we all need a little guilt now and then. I’ve always thought a person with too little guilt is pathological. Lucky for me I tend to stay on the other side of the spectrum too. I’d rather be dysfunctional than pathological any day.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
First, I agree that Julia is very talented, but there was no coattail effect here. I’ve enjoyed reading every post on your blog.
Second, you can’t allude to an obsession and the astronomical numbers involved and then not explain what it’s about. Well, I guess you can, but I wish you wouldn’t. Besides, Julia will tell me. All I have to do is say how talented she is. (And spell her name correctly.)
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mirroredImages
February 6, 2011
Dude, my coattails are immense, but it would be foolish to say that Kevin’s been riding them anywhere. Isn’t there some kind of song about wind and wings, etc.? Thanks for the nom — lovely of you, high praise from my favorite blogger next to my husband.
I asked him, btw, what he’s hinting around about with the “numbers a lot higher than 300” and he’s being coy about it. So you can tell me how talented I am AND spell my name correctly (Jilia??) and I still won’t have anything for you. Sorry, man.
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bronxboy55
February 7, 2011
Your husband has a collection of something that numbers well in excess of 300, and you don’t know what it is? This is gonna be good. I hope.
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arborfamiliae
February 7, 2011
See my latest blog post for the answer–http://arborfamiliae.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/blogs-with-style/
In Julia’s defense the answer was right in front of her eyes (you really can’t walk through our house without stepping over one). It was so obvious that it was easy to overlook. It’s like the air we breathe in our family.
But I am pretty sure it’s the only thing I have more than 300 of.
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Marie M
February 4, 2011
You’ve jumped out of an airplane?? Did I know that? (Please say “no,” and explain why not.) I wouldn’t have guessed it in a million years. I’d love to do that, but I’ve never worked at making it happen. Good for you!
And you lived to tell not only that tale but so many other good ones as well. Lucky you, and lucky us. Thanks for the post, especially the links to your nominees’ blogs and the first cartoon at the top. “Close enough!!”
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
I don’t know if you knew that. It was 1970, so we already knew each other. I jumped in Lakewood, NJ, not very far from where you are now. And really, you’d love to jump? Why didn’t I know that? I think you should do it. You could parachute in to the next high school reunion!
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Marie M
February 5, 2011
Well, that’s why I’m so chagrined–how could that not have been a topic of conversation? Or if it was, why don’t I remember? Did you perhaps mention it and have my 1970-self laugh in your face incredulously? That would have been a bit of a conversation-stopper.
Quite a humorous image, parachuting into the Tarrytown Howard Johnson’s parking lot or some such venue. I think I’ll stick to South Jersey–I’d prefer the softer off-target landing in a pasture or a vegetable farm to the misadventure of bouncing around on impact onto a busy street or building rooftop. But you’re right. I’ll make it a goal for sometime in the next four years, if I don’t get too much flak from my family. Thanks for the encouragement!
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bronxboy55
February 7, 2011
I was fifteen and you were a girl. That could be it. Jumping out of a plane was a little unnerving, but talking to a girl?
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Marie M
February 8, 2011
You must be joshin’. Or confusing me with some other trepidation-inducing girl(s). Or something . . . . in any case, I’m glad I found out about this wild teenage adventure of yours–did your parents give you permission to put your life at risk from high above the earth?
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bronxboy55
February 11, 2011
I must have pictures someplace, although I’d have to tear the house apart to find them. My parents had to sign something. I don’t remember how it went, but somebody also had to lie, because the minimum age was sixteen.
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Bill(y)
February 4, 2011
I can’t remember if I knew you went skydiving or not.
Re #6, the “Hollywood Insider” comment struck a chord – I haven’t had TV service for almost 7 years, and have not had American TV for over 20 years. Just a radio, and the BBC on it.
I do have a TV, but just for DVDs and the odd VHS tape that hasn’t turned to dust. That level of service results in an amazing reduction of noise in one’s head, and freedom from things other people insist we need, or need to know.
Congrats on being nominated stylish. You’re officially one of the Beautiful People. People who know you in person already knew that.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Thanks, Bill, for the nice comment. I agree with you about television in general. It does create a lot of noise, and a lot of needless need.
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Amiable Amiable
February 5, 2011
Congratulations, Blud, and thank you for the honor of being included on your list. I’m feeling guilty because work has prevented me from posting for … is it over a week?! I think I’ve got just the right amount of blogger guilt, though – not too much, not too little. I have the perfect balance of dysfunction and danger. It is much the same balance possessed by one who jumps out of planes. However, I never have and never will take that plunge thanks to a fear of heights. But I applaud you and think it’s wonderful and awesome that you have had that experience and the courage to do it! It will be a struggle for me to think of anything about me that’s half as interesting, but I’m up for the challenge. Does my son eating that live octopus in Korea count for one out of seven, if only as something indirectly interesting about me?
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
That’s exactly how I’ve always thought of you, AA: the perfect balance of dysfunction and danger. I don’t think you’ll have any trouble coming up with seven interesting things. And just so you know, thanks to you I’ve raised my average annual use of the word “octopus” from 1.6 to 273.
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Amiable Amiable
February 5, 2011
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I set myself up for that one. Did you include the use of “octopus” in that 273? Because I’m thinking it might be 274 now.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
February 5, 2011
A million thanks for this wonderful honor, Charles. Here’s my acceptance speech:
http://margaretreyesdempsey.wordpress.com/2011/02/05/did-you-hear-im-stylish/
How can you not like pumpkin pie??????
Did you see the pumpkins in Italy? They grow long like baseball bats, but fatter. Very odd.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Great post, Margaret. Have you heard from your mother yet?
Really: six question marks? It’s easy to not like pumpkin pie. In fact, I find it effortless. I can even do it in my sleep. If someone in a dream asks me if I want some, I always answer, “How can you like pumpkin pie???????” — with seven question marks.
I’ve never seen Italian pumpkins, but I’m going to look right now.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
February 5, 2011
My mother is here right now. Turns out her computer had a breakdown and is being repaired. So, she’s missed this week’s blogs and your response to her post. I gave her the CliffsNotes version of the week and then proceeded to help her access her 68 emails from my PC. Fun, fun, fun.
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Damyanti
February 5, 2011
Thanks for this post. Not only does it have your typical understated humor (in spades) it also introduces me to some wonderful bloggers! Congratulations on the award; not many people deserve it more than you do.
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bronxboy55
February 5, 2011
Thank you, Damyanti. I’ve really been enjoying the fictional sketches on your blog, and I’m pretty sure that award is going to land on your doorstep very soon.
http://damyantiwrites.wordpress.com/
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magsx2
February 5, 2011
Hi,
Very well done on the 7 things about yourself, 300 boxes that is a very good collection.
Got a good laugh out of your first picture , and I have never seen a growing boy that doesn’t put his up for room for cake/sweets or grown men for matter (My Hubby always has room for sweets after dinner) 🙂
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bronxboy55
February 6, 2011
Thanks, magsx2. Actually the number of boxes grows more alarming every time I read that now.
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Linda Lewis
February 5, 2011
Funny how this blog thing works. Somebody mentions somebody and you find yourself with something new, funny, entertaining, interesting to read. In a round about way I discovered you through Margaret who herself is a treat. I look forward to more of your humor and well put together words.
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bronxboy55
February 6, 2011
Thank you, Linda. I couldn’t agree more about Margaret. And I’m looking forward to reading your blog now, too. I appreciate the comment.
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cooperstownersincanada
February 7, 2011
Thanks very much for including me on your list, Charles. I feel honoured. I’m a huge fan of your blog as well. Thanks again for all your support.
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bronxboy55
February 7, 2011
The feelings are mutual, Kevin. I haven’t met anyone who puts more effort into each post. Keep up the great work.
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Melinda
February 8, 2011
You are truly deserving!! Your list of things about you is great. Vegetarian..I wish I could give up the occasional Big Mac. *gasp* Reading all these great posts from my favorite bloggers I’m never shocked at their answers because they fit right in with their personality that shines so bright. LOL at hiding in the witness protection program from Jessica. Yea you don’t want to mess with those boots.
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bronxboy55
February 8, 2011
Thank you, Melinda. So are you. In fact, your post on sock reproduction deserves an award all its own. And now I see that you have two new posts, so I’m on my way to read them. Thanks again!
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Linda Paul
February 8, 2011
Thanks for your kind words about my humble blog. I love your item #7! Guilt is so highly over rated! It’s taken me forever to respond to your email because frankly, my reading list has increased exponentially since this blogger award thing. I’m not complaining. I’ve had the pleasure of some FINE reading. Thanks for keeping the ball going. Now I’m off to peruse more writers from your list.
BTW: I’d trade meat for dessert any day…if I could figure out a way to get away with it! My mom clangs in my head when I try to do this.
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bronxboy55
February 9, 2011
I’m constantly surprised by how much talent is out there, and I love that we’re no longer restricted to reading what the traditional publishers will allow into print. Your blog is excellent, Linda, and I’d be there a lot more often if my reading list weren’t growing so quickly, too.
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Linda Paul
February 8, 2011
Charles, do you do your own artwork? I love it, whether it’s yours or not.
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bronxboy55
February 9, 2011
The artwork is all from iclipart.com. I manipulate the images, usually combining one or more, and add the dialogue. But the original drawings were done by some anonymous artists. I’m glad you like them.
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Ron Leishman
February 28, 2011
Hey Charles,
I guess I’m that anonymous artist (or one of them) whose toons you’re using. I’m glad that you’re able to use them in your blog. iClipart does in fact license a number of my images. Any chance you might like to offer a credit to my site at Toonclipart.com?
Thanks.
Ron
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bronxboy55
March 1, 2011
Ron,
It’s great to finally meet you. I’ll email you privately and we’ll definitely figure something out.
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