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Live and Learn

October 21, 2012

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When I was in kindergarten, I found out that you could mix red and yellow to make orange. It was a magical moment for me, as if the universe had just pulled back the curtain and let me in on a prime example of life’s most vital secrets. But the feeling didn’t last. I soon […]

Painfully Employed (Part 2)

April 28, 2011

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During my sophomore year in college, I worked as a security guard in a retail store. The only qualifications for the job were a short haircut and navy blue pants. The position required me to stand by the front door so customers could see me as they entered and, I presumed, be intimidated enough to […]