It’s the first of April, so it would seem appropriate to discuss the origins of April Fools’ Day. I’d intended to do just that, but when I tried to research the subject, I found it to be so dull that I almost had a near-death experience. In fact, the only interesting thing about the topic was how boring it all was.
Part of the problem is that April Fools’ Day has been around a long time. No one is certain how the tradition started, but its earliest references are written in Old English, and that alone can put you to sleep against your will. Chaucer, for example, wrote things like this:
“Herkneth thise blisful briddes how they synge,
And see the freshe floures, how they sprynge.”
Maybe there was a really tight deadline, and Chaucer tried to type without looking at the keys. All I know is, that’s way too many vowels. With each needlessly extended word, the mind stops to rest, and eventually grows drowsy and slips into a trance. After reading a paragraph or two of this nonsense, I can’t even remember what I was looking for.
Another obstacle to learning the story of April Fools’ Day is that it involves a lot of discussion about kings and popes. These aren’t the interesting kings and popes, either. They’re not the power-thirsty tyrants who sent armies on quests to sack foreign lands. They’re the small thinkers, whose loftiest ambition was to mess around with the calendar.
The first day of April was once the beginning of the new year. Or at least close to it. But in the sixteenth century, France revised the calendar to correspond to the Roman version, mostly because the Italians had invented the three-hour lunch, and the French liked the sound of that. Peasants living in rural areas, however, remained unaware of the change. Sophisticated city-dwellers would drop in on their less-informed friends and pretend to celebrate New Year’s Day with them. In olden times, this was considered to be great fun, which is one of the reasons I’m glad I didn’t live in the 1500s. Also, with rulers inserting entire months into the year and then plucking out days or weeks to fix their mistakes, I would’ve been even more confused than I am now. I’m pretty sure I’d have missed every single dentist appointment, not to mention the Emperor’s Day blow-out furniture sales, and my regular sessions with the oracle.
The most plausible explanation for playing tricks on your friends in early April is a condition that has come to be called spring fever. We emerge from our warm homes at the close of winter, tired of lame sitcoms and breaking news about another celebrity divorce, and we feel invigorated by chirping birds and warm air and fertile soil.
Imagine what it was like in the fourteenth century, when villagers were stuck inside for six months with nothing to do but draw pictures in the dirt floor and inspect their own extremities for frostbite. At the end of the cold season, everyone would burst through their doors and prance through the streets and across the meadows, feeling giddy, many to the point of delirium. The effect would be similar to that experienced by newly-released prisoners, freed of rules and restrictions, and eager to cause mayhem. And so, people would hide their neighbor’s cow, or rig up a bucket of water over the barn door, or hang their laundry in a tree.
In France, the day was called Poisson d’Avril, when people pinned pictures of fish on each other’s back. I guess when you have half the afternoon to sit around sipping wine and smoking cigarettes, you can come up with brilliant ideas like that.
Maybe I’m just out of touch, but it seems to me that the tradition is fading away. When I was a kid, April Fools’ Day was a chance to lie with a straight face, and without the threat of breaking a commandment and going straight to hell. We could tell the nuns the convent was on fire, or cry to our parents that the cat just got run over by a milk truck, and their momentary concern would be replaced by nothing more than a smile and a wagging finger. This kind of role-reversal had its roots in history, too. On April first – or so one legend goes – the court jester would ascend the throne for a day, delivering strange decrees and doing his best to humiliate his master. Of course, the hilarity would last for just those few hours. After the pranks were over, things would return to normal, and the real danger would begin. Like mothers and nuns, after all, kings and popes had excellent memories.
But I’ve wandered far from my original point. April Fools’ Day is tedious and drab, and not even worth our attention. As Chaucer himself might have said, “I have no intyrst inne discusing the mattr anye firther.”
Still, there are a few uneducated peasants among us who might find it amusing to kidnap a cow or booby-trap the barn door. So be careful out there. And watch your back, especially if you’re in France.
Philster999
April 1, 2014
I’m home today from work since we’re in the middle of a snow storm and the internet told me it was cancelled. Now you got me worried it might have been an April Fools’ prank! (Loved the bit about the French adopting the new calendar to gain a three hour lunch. Certainly rings true, n’est pas?)
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bronxboy55
April 2, 2014
I hear there’s another storm coming in a couple of days, Phil. Although that may be the postponed April Fool’s prank.
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ranu802
April 1, 2014
No spelling test that would go really well for kids who hate spelling.I can’t see nuns letting you get away with no spelling.Chaucer hated April Fool’s day so much I guess that’s why he spelled all those words with too many letters that were simply laborious to read.
I loved your post very much it is full of information that I’d never get,which shows you’ve done your homework.
I like the poisson Avril the best. I might have spelled it wrong but I’m too lazy to check, Sorry,thanks for your post!
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bronxboy55
April 2, 2014
You’re right about the spelling tests, Ranu. But those nuns liked practical jokes as much as anyone.
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MarriedAndNaked (@MarriedAndNaked)
April 1, 2014
Thank you for the lesson in history and humor!
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bronxboy55
April 2, 2014
The history on this one is pretty fuzzy, so it was easy to get away with a little inaccuracy. Actually, I made a lot of it up.
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desertdweller29
April 1, 2014
Well, researching the origin of the day may have been dull, but not your post! I think you’re on to something with spring fever. Nothing is more insane than months of breathing the same cabin air.
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bronxboy55
April 2, 2014
The spring fever explanation really makes the most sense. It turns out that many cultures, all over the world, have similar end-of-winter traditions.
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Diane Holcomb (@digbydigz)
April 1, 2014
You have a real knack for turning something boring into something hilarious.
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bronxboy55
April 2, 2014
Thanks, Diane. I always appreciate your kind comments.
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nerdinthebrain
April 1, 2014
It’s also my husband’s birthday! Perhaps I should put a real fish on his back to make the day extra-super special??? 😉
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
I’d draw the line at real fish.
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Mikels Skele
April 1, 2014
Ahh… Oh, sorrye, Mouste have dozied offe.
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
That’s qyte alle ryte, Mikels.
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icedteawithlemon
April 1, 2014
Shame on you, Charles–you made me spit my tea with that “Chaucer tried to type without looking at the keys” line. I might have held a grudge, but knowing that your ancestors may have been responsible for inventing the three-hour lunch made me quickly forgive you. Happy “Month Four, Day One” to you.
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
I can’t help it, Karen. Whenever I try to type without looking at the keys, I end up with something that resembles English — but just barely.
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Sandra Parsons
April 1, 2014
I don’t know. Somehow I’ve got the feeling that your next post will be like “April fools! Actually it was real fun to research this day. It’s the funniest story! Here goes: …” I’m pretty sure this post would be equally entertaining for us 🙂
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
I hadn’t even thought of that, Sandra. But it would be fun to research how different cultures treat pranks — what they consider funny, and where the limits are. It might be a good excuse to travel, too.
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Doug Bittinger
April 1, 2014
For the past few days I’ve been prancing on the lawn and feeling deliriously giddy. Thank you for explaining why. I thought maybe the DEA had burned another pot field and I was down wind. Chaucer must have given his spell checker fits. Thanks Charles (oh, and your cat is on fire).
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
It’s been a while since I’ve pranced, Doug. In fact, I haven’t seen our lawn since October. Apparently, someone around here wished for a white Christmas, and they forgot to turn it off. But happy spring to you and Marie.
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morristownmemos by Ronnie Hammer
April 1, 2014
We used to start every April Fool’s Day with a call to each of our three children with panic in our voices, telling that their school had burned down. Very soon it became a joke that nobody believed any more, but out was fun to call and spread the old trick. A family joke: guess you had to be there.
But April 1st or not, your post was terrific!
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bronxboy55
April 3, 2014
How long did it take for them to catch on? And I have to believe that your assortment of family pranks was more varied than that.
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jeanjames
April 2, 2014
My 6 y/o thought it was funny to put the Sponge Bob d’Avril sticker on my back today, not so funny…your post-very funny! Happy 4/1/14
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bronxboy55
April 4, 2014
It was a popular joke when I was in junior high school to put a sign on someone’s back. I guess kids really are growing up faster these days. Thanks for the comment, Jean.
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The Moon is a Naked Banana
April 2, 2014
Ah, those kings who messed around with the calendar. They thought they were doing so much to improve the world, but in fact they were only creating more history for hapless school children to learn. This brings us to the burning down of such educational institutions, as Ronnie Hammer so wisely joked. If such arson were really were to take place, there would be no need for calendars at all, for there would be no school holidays to be marked in red. I say that we take all April Fools jokes seriously. Implanting them in our lives would make for a better world.
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bronxboy55
April 4, 2014
Still, it’s amazing to think that a king or a pope could have that kind of power. There are dates in history that don’t even exist, because some ruler erased them from the calendar. Imagine trying to keep track of birthdays back then.
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The Moon is a Naked Banana
April 4, 2014
It would have been a nightmare. No wonder people died young.
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She's a Maineiac
April 2, 2014
I’ve pulled some pretty amazing pranks over the years. One I had planned for days and involved lots of other people. I still like to mess with people and see if they’ll fall for it. At last night’s class, we had a big 5 page research paper due that’s worth a third of our grade. I walked in and said to everyone, “So, did you finish the 10 page paper?” The look on everyone’s face was priceless. Good ol’ college humor….;
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bronxboy55
April 4, 2014
As a nurse, you’ll have the ability to help people live longer. But as a nursing student, you can also shorten the lives of your classmates, at least a little. That seems like a nice balance.
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genusrosa
April 2, 2014
That was a fun read; as always, though, you slipped a bit of real world wisdom in… loved the description of what it is actually like attempting to read Chaucer w/o modern editing (or perhaps even with modern editing); perhaps if the old calendars would enable us to miss a dentist appointment, they were on to something?
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bronxboy55
April 4, 2014
I actually have to call my dentist today to make an appointment. Maybe I’ll try saying something like, “May? What do you mean? May was two months ago.” It might work.
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silkpurseproductions
April 2, 2014
It’s funny, but April Fool’s has always been a weird day for me. My Mom and my grandmother were both buried on April 1st (not the same year) and as a kid I fretted about someone playing a practical joke at the cemetery. I think if I had known what a nervous breakdown was I would have had one worrying about it. Kids can have some pretty scary vivid imaginations and mine worked overtime.
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bronxboy55
April 4, 2014
You obviously have a completely different emotional response to April first, Michelle. That might make an interesting essay. Have you written about it?
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silkpurseproductions
April 4, 2014
No, I haven’t written about it. Maybe I should think about that for next April 1st. There must have been little April Fools’ pranks prior to that in my childhood but I don’t remember them. Our “kid” brains process stuff differently, as you so entertainingly write about.
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earthriderjudyberman
April 2, 2014
Interesting to learn how all this pranking began. Loved your story, Charles , and the nun’s April Fool’s joke at the end. 😉
I am very wary on April 1st and haven’t fallen for any gags in years. Well, I got played this year – BIG TIME – by NPR and a fellow facebook friend who posted about Keanu Reeves directing a remake of “Citizen Kane.” They had a poster, audio from the “movie” and it all sounded so horribly real. I thought: “Is nothing sacred?” Then, I learned it was all a joke – thank heavens. I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. ;D
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bronxboy55
April 5, 2014
Thanks to computer software and human ingenuity, almost anything can be faked these days, Judy. But don’t be surprised if someone does attempt a remake of Citizen Kane. If so, I’m sure it will feature the mandatory quantities of profanity, crude humor, and violence. And that won’t be funny.
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daisy
April 3, 2014
So funny! I’ve heard of the jester ascending the throne, but the other facts were a fun history lesson for me. And of all the times I’ve wondered about time travel, I can honestly say I’ve never once thought of what those “Emperor’s Day blow-out furniture sales” would be like! 🙂 Thanks for the laugh!
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bronxboy55
April 5, 2014
“Get this three-piece carved oak coffer set today and pay nothing until the Renaissance!” Probably something like that.
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shoreacres
April 3, 2014
It didn’t occur to me until I read this post that April 1 passed by with barely a ripple. I never even thought about fending off pranksters, let alone the possibility of a prank being played. Maybe I don’t know as many April fools as I used to. 😉
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bronxboy55
April 5, 2014
Or maybe they just know better than to try to fool you, Linda.
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Christiana Pilgrim
April 4, 2014
As a medievalist who had to sit through a semester of Old English, let me be the pedantic one who corrects you: that’s Middle English, from Chaucer. This is Old English:
Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum
þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
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bronxboy55
April 6, 2014
That must have been one long semester.
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Christiana Pilgrim
April 7, 2014
IT WAS.
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Damyanti
April 5, 2014
“Still, there are a few uneducated peasants among us who might find it amusing to kidnap a cow or booby-trap the barn door. So be careful out there. And watch your back, especially if you’re in France.”
Or in India. I can’t count the number of times I’ve showed up for the wrong class, or had stuff stuck to my shirt in my school days :).
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bronxboy55
April 6, 2014
Me too. I eventually figured out that if someone came over and patted me on the back, they were hanging a sign there.
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Bruce
April 6, 2014
Fun post Charles. Like Daisy, I had a good laugh at the Emperor’s Day blow-out furniture sales. April 1 came and went pretty quietly here too. Also, April 1 is the start of our second month of Autumn (Fall for you?), so instead of the warm fuzzies we are heading for cooler weather.
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bronxboy55
April 6, 2014
I’d think you’d be hoping for some cooler weather, Bruce. You’ve had a blistering summer, haven’t you?
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edelwilliams1
April 8, 2014
Just came across your April fools column today!! Absolutely loved it. It also reminded me of the year I was heavily pregnant on the 1st of April. I phoned my mother to tell her she had a new granddaughter but she didn’t think that was very funny;( My baby was very overdue and she knew I was having a tough time of it. So she took some convincing that I actually had gone into labour, gone into the maternity hospital and popped out my daughter in only a few hours before she realised it wasn’t an April Fools and she did have a gorgeous new granddaughter: That particular April Fools day ended well for us all! Mind you my daughter has never forgiven me!
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bronxboy55
April 9, 2014
And ever since, your daughter has had to tell people when her birthday is, and wait patiently for the inevitable response. I hope she forgives you eventually.
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ShimonZ
April 9, 2014
I was sure that if I proved myself a fool, it would mean a bonus in my pay check… how good to finally find out what it’s all about.
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bronxboy55
April 9, 2014
I think there must be a lot more to the story, Shimon. But I’m sure you deserved the bonus.
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