More than sixty percent of the Earth’s crust is made up of a rock called feldspar. At least this is what I’ve read. It isn’t clear to me how anyone could be certain about something like that, because they’d have to go around digging up the whole world in order to verify that they haven’t miscalculated, and that would be a lot of work. If you do any gardening at all, you know exactly what I’m talking about. I’ve tried to simply accept the information and move on to other matters, but I can’t remember the last time I even saw any feldspar. If it comprises more than half the planet’s crust, we should be tripping over the stuff. I’m starting to wonder if there might be a shortage of feldspar, and they’re just not telling us.
In a similar way, water is supposed to be the most common compound in the entire universe. This, too, seems unexpected. I’ve watched a lot of movies about astronauts in outer space, and they always look kind of dehydrated. That’s why I was relieved to discover how plentiful water really is. A journey to another star system can be a pretty stressful thing to do, and after such a long flight, a warm bath or a brisk swim might be a good way to loosen up those tired muscles. Even a quick jaunt to Venus — where temperatures hover close to nine hundred degrees — would be unpleasant without something cold to drink once in a while.
Speaking of cold, and stones, some species of penguin give each other pebbles as a gesture of courtship. I used to think this was another one of those things that’s true only in cartoons, but they actually do it. More than a mere token of affection, the gift serves as a kind of engagement ring. The females would prefer diamonds, I suspect, but with all that ice around, those are a little hard to spot.
Here’s another thing I just found out. In the United States, the most popular name for boys is Mason, and for girls it’s Sophia. When you look at the entire world, Mohammad is the first name given most frequently, while people with the last name Chang outnumber all others. The most common full name, anywhere, is James Smith. After reading these statistics, I’ve come to the sad conclusion that I don’t know anyone.
There’s a widespread belief that it’s impossible to fold a sheet of paper in half more than seven times. It’s quite astonishing how many people think this is true. Yet, just this morning, I was able to fold twenty-nine sheets of paper in half. I stopped only because I got tired of wasting my energy on such a stupid activity, and also because I got a really bad paper cut on my left index finger.
Another famous misconception is that an egg can be stood on end only on the day of the spring equinox. This is ridiculous, of course, and illustrates our abysmal grasp of basic scientific facts. I recently opened a carton of eggs and all twelve of them were standing on end. And that was in January. I was at the supermarket, and before putting the eggs into my shopping cart, I checked to make sure none of them was broken. My mother taught me to do this when I was about eleven. Since then, I’ve noticed that everyone does the same thing, which means we’ve all seen eggs standing up — hundreds of times. So it’s hard to fathom the confusion.
You can count on one thing, though. The moon will pass between the Earth and the sun on April 29th, producing a solar eclipse. Most people are aware that it’s dangerous to look directly at a solar eclipse, because doing so can damage the retinas and result in permanent blindness. Less well-known is the fact that listening to an eclipse can cause significant hearing loss. (Okay, it isn’t exactly a fact, but it’s one of those foolish impulses that I don’t think is worth the risk.) Next month’s event will be best seen from a tiny corner of Antarctica, which I imagine will severely limit the number of viewers. If you happen to be there, please wear eye protection. And warn the penguins, too. But most likely, they’ll be too busy collecting pebbles to bother with the eclipse. I wouldn’t be surprised if they have all the feldspar.
Tom Marshall
March 15, 2014
I was astonished when I discovered names have a lifespan of their own and will eventually go out of fashion unless you’re named after a king. That’s one for you. Or connected with a king. That’s one for me. My mother-in-law’s maiden name is King but that’s stretching it a bit. Your ability to produce these posts on a ‘constant’ basis should qualify you for the honorary name of Chang. That’s one for you.
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bronxboy55
March 15, 2014
You have one of those enduring names, along with John, Michael, and Joseph. The current crop will soon be obsolete, to be replaced by who-knows-what. Meanwhile, you may call me Chang.
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She's a Maineiac
March 15, 2014
Thank you for enlightening me with all these facts and giving me my morning laugh. The egg-checking is something I do automatically too, I’ve done it for years and in all that time I think I found a cracked egg once. I got all excited about it. “Ooh! See? This is why I take the time to check! It was worth it!”
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bronxboy55
March 15, 2014
It seems as though cracked eggs were more common in the past. I guess the egg industry has improved its shipping and handling techniques. Or maybe the hens are just tougher these days.
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Maggie Wilson
March 15, 2014
Great giggles, and timely too. I was telling hubby about the folding no more than seven times. He remains unconvinced. From one whose last name has been reported to be the fifth most common.
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bronxboy55
March 15, 2014
Wilson is the fifth-most-common? I would never have guessed that.
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Maggie Wilson
March 15, 2014
This information came to me via my dad in the 1960’s thereabouts – I have no idea of the source. For all I know the demogrpahics were for North America only. But somehow being in fifth place was a badge of honour and it stuck.
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Chichina
March 15, 2014
The local paper really needs to give you your own weekly column. Have you thought of approaching them? Readership would go up exponentially, and you’d become a PEI folk hero of sorts. Forget doing taxes…..
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bronxboy55
March 15, 2014
Hey, weren’t you just recently making some disparaging remarks about that same local paper?
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Chichina
March 15, 2014
Yeah, but……Oh Look. Isn’t that a squirrel over yonder?
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Kathryn McCullough
March 15, 2014
Thanks for all the helpful information this morning. Actually, I had NO idea there was a solar eclipse coming next month. Hope you have a great weekend.
Hugs from Ecuador,
Kathy
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
You can probably do a search and find out when solar eclipses will occur for the next thousand years, including the ones visible from Ecuador.
Hope you’re having a great weekend, too.
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Mikels Skele
March 15, 2014
“Feldspar” is actually Latvian for “dirt.”
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
Now you tell me.
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silkpurseproductions
March 15, 2014
Personally, I think you are already a Folk Hero on a much larger scale than PEI. I love how your brain works, moving seamlessly from one thought to the next, finding a connection where there was never one before. Unfortunately, for me I will continue my morning quest of trying to fold a piece of paper more than seven times. I wonder how many other people you have doing this today?
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
I’ve tried it with a sheet of printer paper, Michelle, and couldn’t get past six. But in my mind, a really big piece should allow more folds. Then again, my mind is pretty deluded.
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silkpurseproductions
March 16, 2014
I was trying to figure out where I could get a gigantic piece of tissue paper. 😉
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
I’m going to try aluminum foil today. Good thing we don’t have anything better to do.
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silkpurseproductions
March 16, 2014
I never thought of that. Let me know how it works out.
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Snoring Dog Studio
March 15, 2014
I’m an egg checker, too. I wonder what happens to all those egg cartons that have been rejected by us. Oh, look! A pebble!
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
I wonder, too. I know that if a box of ten light bulbs has one broken bulb, the store throws away the entire box. There’s probably some Board of Health ruling that requires them to get rids of the eggs, as well.
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Stacie Chadwick
March 15, 2014
We named our 13 year-old son Taylor not knowing, at the time, that a certain singer named Taylor Swift would revolutionize the gender orientation of that name. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, which has nothing, really, to do with this post but is true nevertheless.
Thanks for the Saturday morning laughs, Charles!
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
There are a lot of girls who have been given what were traditionally boys’ names. When I hear the name Taylor, I still always assume it’s a male.
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Stacie Chadwick
March 18, 2014
Good, now please tell my son that. =)
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accidentallyreflective
March 15, 2014
Ha ha – great read and another interesting post.
I didn’t realise there was another eclipse looming. Happy to hear that it should be seen in antarctica (and that I’m not there!). I didn’t realise that you could damage your hearing also. Thanks for sharing!
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
I’d think Antarctica would be quite an amazing place to see something like a solar eclipse. But the whole thing lasts just a few minutes, and then what is there to do?
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Jac
March 15, 2014
I really have no idea how many times you can fold a piece of paper because every time I try, I automatically make it into a paper airplane, since my attention span is down to about 3 seconds. I have never heard about the feldspar thing, but I’m guessing it’s because if I was reading something about the earth’s crust, it would make me think of pie and then I’d go into the kitchen looking for something sweet. I had no idea that Mason and Sophia were the most popular names right now, but have you met any children in the last 20 years who are named John, Cathy, Bobby or Lisa? I know kids who are named Keenan, Keegan, Teegan, Haydyn, Kaydyn, Shaydyn, Pitcher, Aspen, Canyon, Meadow, Autumn and Skye. I suspect that is because the air is pretty thin out here and since they’ve also legalized marijuana, the penguins are now giving each other Fruity Pebbles. I do know that the males incubate their eggs between their feet, and I do think they stand on end at any time of the year.
What was this blog about, again?
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bronxboy55
March 16, 2014
You forgot Cale, Cole, and Kyle, and Kayla, Kaylee, and Kylie.
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bladenomics
March 15, 2014
This made me Google out the most common Indian name and I seemed to find a huge list but not a Single name like “Jason Smith”. And if it requires second degree , deeper level of Google-ing then it is not the most popular name then. I should blog on this and encourage more unity in naming Indian kids so we can have some proud statistics on the most popular name. 😛 Solar eclipses are observed solemnly across India (its not a religious thing, so all religions are likely to follow it) to abstain from eating , drinking water , sleeping also I think I am not sure, but primarily eating /drinking. It was a discovery made when people no technology /music plugged into their ears had more time to reflect to their body reacting to natural events . They concluded the Sun’s rays help life grow (like plants n all), protect from germs and the lack of it encourage growth of germs and hence we don’t cook/eat till the eclipse is over and then we take bath (as we believe the sun may have caused the environment to be dirty) and then we eat if we can. But personally I have observed, having to intentionally abstain from food, water makes me very thirsty and hungry during an eclipse.
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
Thank you for the information. I wasn’t aware that people in India had such reactions to solar eclipses. Luckily, these events don’t last very long.
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parttimepokerstar
March 15, 2014
I just joined wordpress recently and this is the funniest blog I’ve found. Keep the good posts coming! I think I’m going to give my girlfriend a pebble for her birthday and see how that works out for me.
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
Good luck. Please don’t tell her it was my idea.
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earthriderjudyberman
March 15, 2014
OK, now you have my curiosity. You say the best place to see the eclipse – which we shouldn’t be looking at in the first place – is from a tiny corner of Antarctica. (I know. I know. We’re not supposed to look directly at it.) But if I’m going to not see something, Antarctica is the least likely place you’ll find me. Even though it would be kind of cool to see a penguin bestow a pebble on his lady love and know she won’t take the rock to a jeweler for an appraisal. 😉
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
I’m still wondering what’s going on there with the pebbles, Judy. If the male sees some beauty or value in his choice, and the female recognizes it too, maybe they take that to mean they’re compatible and view the world in a similar way. Or am I over-complicating things, for a change?
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earthriderjudyberman
March 17, 2014
Actually, I like your take on that, Charles. 😉
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cat
March 15, 2014
Thank you for making me smile today … you are awesome! … 🙂 Love, cat.
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cat
March 15, 2014
… being cracked a bit is not so bad, as it let’s in the light, hmmm? … smiles … Love, cat:)
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
Thanks, cat. That reminds me of how, when I was little, my friends and I used to say to each other, “What are you, cracked or something?” I never realized it could be a compliment.
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thecontentedcrafter
March 15, 2014
I find I have begun to count on you for keeping my information level up to date. I shall floor all my fb friends today with random facts about names, eggs, paper folding, feldspar, penguins,water, eclipses and string…… [just checking you were reading]. Keep up the good work, we are relying on you 🙂
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
Thank you for the kind words, Pauline. But does this mean I now have to do a post on string?
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thecontentedcrafter
March 17, 2014
If you have any interest in keeping up my [and others judging by the comments] eclectic knowledge base – probably!
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Sandra Parsons
March 15, 2014
Reading this post has made me, in this order, thirsty, cold, confused, giggle, and google the next solar eclipse. Looks like my father-in-law will get to see it down under. Probably best I warn him not to look at it. Although wouldn’t it be a shame if the few people who actually could see it wouldn’t because they shouldn’t? More confusion, but mostly giggles. Have a great Sunday, Charles.
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
Our teachers used to tell us to cut a hole in a piece of cardboard and let the image of the eclipse go through the hole and onto a white screen. Or something like that. It seemed boring to me. But I just read that welder’s goggles allow you to look directly at the eclipse without hurting your eyes. Maybe you could mention that to your father-in-law.
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ShimonZ
March 15, 2014
A charming and humorous post. Thanks for the smile.
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
And thank you, Shimon, for the consistently kind words.
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icedteawithlemon
March 15, 2014
Entertaining, as always. I like the idea of penguins presenting each other with pebbles as a sign of courtship–romance is alive and well in the animal kingdom (someone might want to tell the spiders that).
When I was growing up, I didn’t know another “Karen”–and then when I went to college there were three of us living on the same dorm floor. It was weird. And then recently I heard of a couple naming their newborn “Karen”–and in a world populated by Sophias and Emmas, Olivias and Madisons, that seemed even weirder still.
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
Names seem to go in and out of fashion, for some reason. We’re back to Biblical names now. Have you noticed that?
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Elyse
March 15, 2014
I’m pretty sure Glenn Beck is hoarding all that feldspar.
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
I think Bernie Madoff was in on it, too.
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ranu802
March 16, 2014
Thank you for your interesting post. I can boast about the knowledge I gained just by reading your post. Let me see names, feldspar,penguins,water ,you seemed to have covered it all.I can only say Wow!
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
Thanks, Ranu. But I hope I left something out for the next post.
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kerbey
March 16, 2014
It is good to know there are no polygamous Mormon penguins. Yesterday on facebook, I saw updates about my sister in law taking Sophia to lunch, and my friend’s son Mason at the carnival. We know no Changs, but we DO have a Dr. Cheng. So you are right on those counts. We are also surrounded by countless Jadens, Cadens, and Bradens, who seem to have replaced all the “erry” sounding names of yore, which no one has now: Gary, Larry, Terry, Perry, Sherry, Barry, etc.
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bronxboy55
March 18, 2014
Where have all the Eddies gone? And do you know anyone named Sally?
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kerbey
March 18, 2014
I know zero Eddies and zero Sallies.
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Terri S. Vanech
March 16, 2014
So you noticed the eggs were standing up, and you checked for broken ones. Did you check the sell-by date??
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bronxboy55
March 17, 2014
Eggs have an expiration date? I knew laundry detergent, toothpaste, and shampoo did. But eggs?
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Terri S. Vanech
March 17, 2014
Believe it or not, and I once read something that said most people carefully check for cracks, but never look at the sell-by date!
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1of10boyz
March 17, 2014
张 – spelled Zhang in the Mandarin of Mainland China and likely Chang in Taiwan and Hong Kong. Interesting that the Mainland Chinese spell their pinyin based on a Soviet Russia pronunciation while the Taiwan and Hong Kong spelling is based on an English pronunciation. It only took me a year here in China to figure out why I couldn’t pronounce the words correctly.
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bronxboy55
March 19, 2014
It’s amazing to think that there are more people in China with that last name than there are people in most other countries.
I bet your pronunciation is better than you’re admitting.
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mariceljimenez
March 17, 2014
“After reading these statistics, I’ve come to the sad conclusion that I don’t know anyone.” LOL I concluded it’s time for a new baby name book, and somehow, somewhere, cousins are getting way too friendly.
ps: Eggs do have an expiration date, but just between us (and the rest of the internet) they last much longer than the printed date. 😉
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bronxboy55
March 19, 2014
I’ve been to countries where the eggs aren’t even refrigerated.
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ArborFam
March 18, 2014
Names are so interesting. My question is which is better–a common name or an uncommon one? In my experience this seems to follow the grass-is-always-greener-on-the-other-side rule. Most people with fun, unusual names hate them and find them burdensome; most people with mundane, common names hate them and find them boring. Two of the four members of my immediate family hate at least one of their names. I can’t justify taking the time or energy to do so (even if I wanted to).
I wonder why we’re so obsessed with standing eggs on end? Wouldn’t it be easier for all of us to check them (and we all do) if they were laying on their sides? Maybe that will be the next technological revolution in egg transport and delivery.
Good stuff as always, Charles. Thanks for sharing your talents with us.
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bronxboy55
March 20, 2014
Kevin, I think you’ve come up with the reason so many people are playing around with the spelling of common names. Every one seems to have a dozen variations now, and I’m constantly guessing (incorrectly) — is it Terry or Terri? Jamie or Jaymee?
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Doug Bittinger
March 18, 2014
East Tennessee must be located in the 40% of the globe that is deficient in feldspar, for I cannot say I’ve encountered any of it here. Although it may be that the Earths crust is like a pie crust in that it is under the filling and we live on top of the whipped cream. That might explain it.
Names are fascinating things aren’t they? I once Googled my own name and found 54 instances of Doug (or Douglas) Bittinger 54! I became friends with one on Facebook. He’s a state trooper in Maryland and runs in marathons. Nice guy. Some of the others are frequently arrested for domestic violence or criminal activity. I don’t care to befriend them but it is encouraging that, should I ever turn criminal, anyone searching for me through social media will have a lot of smoke to deal with.
Thank you for once again bringing clarity to the mysteries of the world we live in.
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bronxboy55
March 20, 2014
Here’s another coincidence, Doug: I met a guy on Facebook who shares my name, too. And he lives in Tennessee.
By the way, if you’re finding clarity on my blog, you’ve gotten some of that whipped cream in your eyes.
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genusrosa
March 18, 2014
Late to the party as usual but just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your post; loved the part about names….based on people around me who are having boy babies I would just point out that ‘Finn’ is becoming increasingly popular as a boys name and now I wonder…should we blame the penguins?
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bronxboy55
March 20, 2014
Not all penguins — just the Irish ones. Or maybe the Scandinavians.
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daisy
March 19, 2014
Hi Charles, what I like so much about your writing is that you, right from the start, lead up to a line like this, “but I can’t remember the last time I even saw any feldspar.” You have such an easy flow to your words it’s a delight to read along and ride through your science facts. I have spent many an afternoon tackling non-believers about the paper folding issue. Inevitably someone claims to have proven the theory wrong, but their paper is not *exactly* in half on all the folds. It’s fun to watch, anyway. There is a YouTube channel I just came across through another blogger, and it is something I think you might like very much indeed: https://www.youtube.com/user/1veritasium I am instantly hooked after watching just one video, and I imagine you might be as well.
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bronxboy55
March 20, 2014
You’re right, Melissa. I just watched one video and I’ve already bookmarked the site. Thank you. I think.
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shoreacres
March 20, 2014
If you wax eggs, they’ll last for amazing amounts of time. Cruisers often do that. Also, if you varnish tin cans of veggies, pasta sauce, and such, they won’t rust while at sea. I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but it seems like a more worthwhile venture than folding paper. (I did manage an origami heart at Valentine’s Day. I’ve never managed origami before, so I was entirely too impressed with myself.)
Fun post – too bad I didn’t get to it before the equinox today so I could have stood an egg on its end!
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bronxboy55
March 24, 2014
I imagine the need to refrigerate eggs — or wax them — has something to do with the porosity of the shells, which seems to be a vivid indication of just how small those trouble-making microbes are. And speaking of varnish and origami, there’s a finishing spray you can use on those folded hearts to keep them from fading or wrinkling. I’m not sure why I know that.
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Choosing
March 23, 2014
Love the egg story…. I check them at the supermarket too. By the way, it reminds me of the story of Christopher Columbus: the one where he asks who can let an egg stand on one side. Everyone says it is impossible, but he just brings it down on the table a bit harder… No one mentioned not to crack the shell in the process…. 😉
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bronxboy55
March 24, 2014
The best trick is to stand the egg up in a small mound of salt, then gently blow the excess salt away. Have you tried that?
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shoreacres
March 23, 2014
Even though this isn’t strictly on topic, I figure I’ve read enough about your Catholic schooling that I’m entitled to leave the link. You may have seen this, since millions have, but if you’ve missed it – Well! It’s wonderful!
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bronxboy55
March 24, 2014
I guess I was one of the few who hadn’t seen it, Linda, but I agree. Thanks for sending that.
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lostnchina
May 19, 2014
It so happens my last name is Chang, and, according to your post – I should name my next pet rocks either Mohammed or Sophia – as I don’t plan on having children. Interestingly, I often receive bank scams from men named James Smith. I wonder if it’s the scams that make the names popular or the other way around. I’m catching up on your posts slowly but surely, Charles. And sometimes, it’s best to read just one or two at a time – because otherwise, the pain in my brain from thinking so hard will become permanent.
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bronxboy55
May 23, 2014
I haven’t heard from James Smith yet, Susan. Most of the bank scam emails I get are from MR. BROWN. The uppercase letters must be a sign of importance. I would never respond to someone named Mr. Brown.
Speaking of catching up, I need to visit your blog soon.
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lostnchina
June 13, 2014
Thanks for mentioning my blog, Charles. Fortunately, there won’t be much catching up over there, as I’ve only written one post since you last visited. Not like the happy marathon sessions I’m having poring over your blog.
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