Most of us take energy for granted. We drive to the gas station, crank up the thermostat, or flip a switch, and we have all the power we need. And while solar, wind, and other alternative sources are growing more prevalent, most of our energy still comes from the process of taking a raw material and converting it to some usable form.
Electricity, for example, is usually generated by burning something – oil, coal, or natural gas – and using the resulting heat to boil water. Steam turns a turbine, creating a flow of electrons. This flow is then zapped through wires to our homes, allowing us to watch other people on television as they make fools of themselves, or pretend to solve gruesome murders, or earn millions for hitting a little ball into a hole.
As you can imagine, the process of creating electricity is expensive. Those resources they need to burn are hidden away in pockets deep inside the Earth, and have to be extracted with long corkscrews and pumps. If you’ve ever tried to dig something out of the ground, you know how hard it can be, especially if you’re using those tools you bought on sale, the ones with the cardboard handles.
And it’s getting even harder, and more costly. There was a time when chunks of coal were lying around, right out in the open and practically begging to hop into one of those metal carts. Oil bubbled near the surface, and people would discover it when they weren’t even looking, maybe when they were planting tomatoes or burying some guy they’d recently killed in a duel. They’d strike a big gusher, then dance around, letting the first few gallons rain into their hats and not caring that they were being showered in a thick fluid that was slippery and crude and really hard to get out of your hair.
Those days are gone.
I won’t go into the details of oil exploration, mainly because I don’t know a thing about it. But my point is, we need to find something else to burn, and it has to be something we won’t run out of. It would be especially helpful if it were a substance we produce in great quantities, and without much thought. This last part is critical, because as soon as we hand this concept over to the engineers and lawyers, they’re going to weigh it down with health warnings and possible loopholes and liabilities. Every American president since Martin van Buren has called for a reduced dependence on foreign oil, and you can see how far we’ve gotten with it. The Republicans want us to drill holes in our national parks, and the Democrats want us to abandon our comfortable vehicles and start walking to the supermarket. If we let the politicians have their way, the next thing you know, we’ll all be walking to the national parks, and they’ll be drilling holes in the supermarkets.
There has to be a better answer. I believe that answer is garbage. And believe me, as much of a dabbler as I am, this wasn’t my idea. In the 1980s, Con Edison in Staten Island was burning trash to create electricity. This was thirty years ago. Many cities in the United States today are using garbage for fuel, and transforming the heat into power. It isn’t a popular thing, though. Nobody wants a big building filled with smoldering trash across the street from their favorite frozen yogurt shop. And why is that? Because most people are small thinkers. But not small enough. That’s where I come in.
First, we tell the utility companies they can’t burn any more oil. What they can burn is coffee cups. Not those plastic souvenir mugs you got on vacation in Minnesota, or the matching pair commemorating the latest wedding of the century. They don’t burn well, and give off meager amounts of heat. I mistakenly put one into the microwave once, and turned it into a coaster in exactly thirty-four seconds. I’m talking about the empty cups you see lying on their sides in the Wal-Mart parking lot, or stuck behind the backstop at the local Little League field. Imagine if the electric companies were forced to buy that stuff from us. People would be climbing over each other to pick it up. They’d be gathering huge bags of litter to sell, and not just paper cups either, but cigarette butts, junk mail, and any other combustible material that’s now blowing around and spoiling the landscape. They’d also stop buying things that come in plastic packaging, because they’d know those items have no resale value. Less demand for plastic eventually translates into a diminished supply of plastic. We’d be saving oil and cleaning up the planet, all without that much effort.
Second, we tell the automobile companies they can’t make any more vehicles that run on petroleum products. There are already engines that use ethanol, which is made from corn. I like corn, so I plan to put a stop to that practice. But I see no reason we couldn’t substitute beets, broccoli, or squash, and derive the same benefits.
Third, we stop messing around with the clocks twice a year. I understand that as the days grow shorter, it makes sense to grab an extra hour of sunlight in the morning, but we’re just turning the lamps on an hour earlier at night. While there might be some documented advantage to this, I doubt anyone has considered the millions of people who forgot to change their clocks on Saturday, and get halfway to work on Monday — only to finally notice that it’s six-thirty, not seven-thirty — and end up driving all the way back home. Even with a gas tank filled with distilled turnip oil, that’s pretty wasteful.
And fourth, we have to get rid of these low-wattage, energy-efficient light bulbs. I know they’re guaranteed to last fifteen years, but that’s based on a specific number of minutes per day. How does the manufacturer back up such a claim? Do I have to supply a logbook? I can’t even manage to keep track of the receipts from my light bulb purchases. And when they do burn out, I have to take them to the recycling center to throw them away. I have one of those South Korean cars, and I’m going broke from all these savings.
I realize these suggestions are far from perfect, and not nearly complete. That’s why I spend as much time as possible in contemplation. As I said, I’m a problem-solver. Sometimes I’ll park a chair next to the oven, set the dial to self-cleaning, and stare through the little window for about six hours. Nothing ever seems to happen, though, and I eventually fall asleep. When I wake up, it’s all over. The unidentifiable stains that had covered the sides and racks are now a small pile of gray dust on the floor of the oven. What powerful and unseen force might have produced such a result? Could it have been gravity? I’m not certain, but I think there were invisible strands of glue flying around inside there.
That’s my hunch, anyway.
reinventionofmama
December 13, 2013
Can you please move back to the USA so I can vote for you for President? Good ideas and an entertaining read, as always.
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
I’d need about 700,000 signatures to run as an independent. Yours makes three. I’m still thinking about it, and I’ll let you know. Meanwhile, congratulations on your recent blogging award:
http://reinventionofmama.com/2013/12/12/blog-of-the-year-2013-dont-mind-if-i-do-folks-dont-mind-if-i-do/
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reinventionofmama
December 14, 2013
Darn. I did minor in marketing back in undergrad…. nah. Never mind, I’m not that good. Thanks for the reply and the shout out!
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ranu802
December 13, 2013
I love all of your suggestions. The best is interfering with the clocks. One year our premier went one step further, instead of one hour, he decided it’d be even better if we go back two hours.It created such a chaos,a year later he had to settle for an hour..
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
In some countries, and even in some of the US states, they don’t change the clocks at all. More chaos, I’d imagine.
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Fran Macilvey
December 13, 2013
What? You don’t like broccoli? 😉 Broccoli has vitamins, calcium… and what is wrong with beets? I like these too, and they are very good for you. Best keep a hold of them, and use a waste product like lemon peel or orange peel. They are using these to develop plastics and fuels, I think.
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
We save all of our lemon and orange peels, Fran, because sometimes a cake recipe will include them, and it’s usually the only ingredient we don’t have. The cookbooks call them zest, I guess because it sounds better. I will happily send you my beets and broccoli, though.
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shoreacres
December 13, 2013
I’ll spare you my uneducated rant on our farming practices, and provide this informative link instead.
And then there’s this. The US is going to begin shipping chickens to China for processing. Then, the processed chickens, complete with who-knows-what additions like toxins, and bacilli, will be shipped back to the U.S. for our consumption.
Until the voters and consumers of this country begin to take these things seriously – with serious boycotts and informed voting – I see little hope for change. Of course, the politicians seem determined to destroy our country as effectively as they’re destroying our medical system, so we may not need to wait for the Chinese to do it. Since Obamacare designates many volunteer fire fighters as employees, hundreds of fire departments are at risk of having to close because they can’t afford the Affordable Care Act. That soft golden glow you see to your south may be our towns burning down. (OK – a bit of an exaggeration. I think.)
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
I recently heard about beef being sent from Canada to China for processing (whatever that means), and then being sent back to Canada for sale. I couldn’t imagine that it was true, but after reading your comment, maybe it is. They should have to include an odometer sticker on all meats, letting the consumer know how many miles the product has on it.
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Coyotemoonwatch
December 13, 2013
I do want to argue about the garbage burner issue. They tried to ram one of those down the citizens of Oregon City, Oregon, to power the paper mills and deal with the Portland metro garbage back in the early 1980s. It actually got passed by the City Council, only for the citizens to overturn it with six differently worded ballot measures…. there are a lot of problems with garbage burners. One is it reduces the garbage by two-thirds; one-third will remain as toxic ash which needs to be addressed as hazardous waste in its form because of heavy metals and other toxins created by the burning process. The second is the high level of dioxins (a known cancer-causing toxin) released into the air in spite of installed scrubbers, along with heavy metal toxins. I’m a firm believer in renewables — solar panels on every rooftop, homes built with southern exposure in mind and passive heating, solar hotwater heaters. And I would love to see a decent mass transportation system throughout the U.S., serving both rural areas as well as densely populated metro areas, that is timely and functional so that people don’t have to be driving everywhere, one person to a car. As far as daylight saving’s time, though people argue that it’s an energy saving issue, who cares whether it’s dark in the morning or dark in the evening? It messes me up down here in Costa Rica because they don’t observe daylight saving’s time and so I get confused for a few weeks each year as to whether I’m an hour behind the East Coast or two hours behind the East Coast. But as long as everyone wants to be instantly gratified and live in a throw-away society, human beings will continue to suck Mother Earth dry and then spew its off-gases into the air and throw its garbage into landfills. At least now landfills (at least in the U.S.) are supposedly engineered not to leach into the water tables. But I’m one who believes people need to change how they live. As long as we have big corporations wanting to sell everyone the latest throw-away gadget, even when no one even had an inkling that it existed before somebody paid millions to market it, as long as people think that life on earth has to do with having that latest gadget, we will have energy problems.
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
I never meant to suggest that my ideas had any merit at all. I just think we have to get smarter about the amount of trash we produce, and what we do with it. If there are dangerous chemicals in some of the things we throw away, then somebody should either figure out a way to separate those items out before burning or, better yet, stop using those chemicals in the first place. Where I live, we have to put glass, metal, and plastic into blue bags for recycling. But not all plastic: only those that have a number lower than six in the little triangle. If there’s a six, that item goes to the landfill. But why do they ever need to use that kind of plastic? And how much valuable time are people wasting when they have to examine every plastic container to find the little triangle and decide if that tiny number is a 5 or a 6?
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Invisible Mikey
December 13, 2013
I think we rely on oil for energy more out of habit than other reasons. So burning waste is a good idea. Of course there’s this big ball of burning fuel visible in the sky. We could hook that up.
Thinking of energy as a result of stuff being burned is one avenue, but there are many other ways to produce and harness energy including kinetic (wind), hydro (water), and nuclear. We can walk and bike because our bodies convert food to energy, which somehow ties in with your concept of burning garbage. There will probably be ways in the future to hook on to the rotation of the Earth, and the motion of tectonic plates (gravitational energy), but that’s beyond my education.
I work in medical imaging. We use a cheap form of Victorian tech called “X-rays” (ionizing radiation energy) where you heat up iron filaments in a vacuum tube, but also methods using more expensive energy. Anything placed inside a magnetic field can produce measurable signal, and you can amplify magnetic fields with coolants. That’s how MRI works.
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
You’re right, of course. The idea that there has ever been an “energy crisis” is ridiculous. The universe is crackling with energy. Most of the sun’s power never reaches the Earth, and if we could harness even a fraction of that, we wouldn’t need oil, coal, or anything else. We do produce too much garbage, though. I worked in a retail store for a couple of years, and if you could see the amount of styrofoam that went into the trash compacter from just that one store, it would make you sick.
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Choosing
December 13, 2013
I love this! What about this suggestions to save fuel: we tell the people that they are not allowed to drive to the gym anymore to then spend an hour using those treadmills or stepping machines or whatever. Instead they have to run to the gym. When they are there, they are allowed to run back home. Or use the machines and then run home.
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
That’s a great idea. Someone should also figure out how to connect those treadmills and other exercise machines to some kind of generator. That’s a lot of wasted energy, too.
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icedteawithlemon
December 13, 2013
“… most people are small thinkers. But not small enough. That’s where I come in.” Ha! For such a small thinker, you certainly have some grand ideas. Until reading this, I never realized there might actually be a purpose for beets and turnips–so maybe there’s hope for pinto beans, too (although I have my doubts). Keep on dabbling and contemplating …
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
I’m still not sure about the beets, Karen. Those clouds of dark pink exhaust could be a little frightening.
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Bastet
December 13, 2013
Reblogged this on Bastet and Sekhmet's Library and commented:
Things to contemplate in order to really save energy.
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bronxboy55
December 14, 2013
Thanks, but I hope no one takes it too seriously.
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Bastet
December 14, 2013
Don’t think they would…
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Coyotemoonwatch
December 13, 2013
Another thought: I have a linguist friend who, I believe through her studies, explained how illiterate and preliterate people were better problem solvers, and that literate people actually created problems. This is based on the idea that literate people can think in the abstract and hence can create things, essentially, in their heads but because they can never anticipate every single problem that arises from their creations, they cause problems. I think the combustible engine is on point. The automobile replaced horses, but the problems created by the automobile has exponentially increased: needed tarmac roads, needed rubber, needed gas and oil and metal and….. So now we take our steel from one country and spend piles of fuel shipping it to another country to be built into an automobile and spend more fuel shipping it back to countries of sale. We build subdivisions on prime agricultural land, and have our fruits and vegetables shipped to us from Chile and New Zealand. We fight wars to keep that oil flowing so everyone can drive, drive, drive; we have world trade agreements set up that advantage the corporations, that drive rural population to the cities that are like melanomas on the Earth. But an illiterate person who can’t create a problem outside of his environment can mend their house, fix a broken handle with whatever they can find (not rushing off to Home Depot to buy another one), and just live within what’s physically in their domain. I witness this constantly down in the rural areas of Costa Rica where I live: People make do with very little; they ingeniously fix what is broken with what they have. I’m just making an observation; I’m not defending either way of living, as obviously many great, life-saving things have been created by the literate abstract thinker, but someplace in between is the place where I try to keep myself. Mind you, I love having a computer; I never go anywhere without one. But I choose not to have a car; I choose to walk and take public transport, even when it’s inconvenient. I don’t buy processed food or pre-packaged food and try to minimize buying a lot of packaging. I like to fly back to the States once a year (and we know airplanes use way more fuel than other modes of transport). So I’m not a purist, but I try to stay conscious about what impact my actions have. (And this is all probably just an argument with myself on my last input about garbage burners and energy consumption…..)
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
I think “someplace in between” would make a huge difference if everyone lived that way. When I turn my head in one direction, I see people leaving their fast food trash and their empty plastic jugs of windshield washer fluid on the ground. When I look the other way, I hear people saying we should have zero impact on our environment. Neither attitude makes any sense to me.
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justin
January 14, 2014
Can you please share a reference to her work? I’m interested – Thanks in advance.
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cat
December 13, 2013
… electricity and any kind of energy is burning “something” alright …
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
And with world population increasing by a billion every twelve years, there’s going to be a lot more burning — and a lot more stuff to burn.
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rangewriter
December 13, 2013
Broccoli? You and GW. I’d never have guessed. ;-}
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
Wasn’t that GHWB?
“I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States, and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli.”
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knotrune
December 14, 2013
A huge tax on plastic packaging would go a long way towards reducing it. Digesters are better than burners, for organic waste, they convert it into energy with a by product of compost, which is useful too. And one of those organic wastes they use is poo, which every creature produces with even less thought than trash. 🙂
There has to be a change of attitude both top down and ground up. So, yeah, not very likely to actually happen, but it won’t stop us trying.
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
I’ve seen another effect of packaging, and the reason it exists the way it does. When my children were young, they would devour cookies so quickly, I’d rarely get to have one. When I began taking the cookies out of their colorful packages and putting them into clear plastic bags, they could be left on the counter, right out in the open, and they’d last for weeks. It works for breakfast cereal, too.
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eobonyo
December 15, 2013
Yeah! Mostly bright ideas. I’m hoping this is a greater or equal to a 4 part serie.
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
Not this time. On to some other topic I know nothing about.
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Stacie Chadwick
December 15, 2013
Charles,
We could start burning all of my pictures from high school, especially the ones where I have ginormous bangs, which is pretty much all of them. I promise you we won’t run out. =)
In all seriousness (and it wouldn’t surprise me if someone before had already commented on this), WHY do we leave all of the lights burning through the night in every office building I come across? I don’t buy the “safety” concern with planes…we could leave the top floor on if that were the case.
Whenever I go home to visit my parents my mom will inevitably walk to the sink to rinse out a coffee mug, turn the water on, then walk away for five minutes while about 1,000 gallons of water runs down the drain.
So much of what we could do to save natural resources is all about common sense. Thank you for writing these two pieces.
Stacie
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
Stacie, I wonder about the same thing every time I drive past a car dealership at night. They could play a baseball game in the parking lot. And just as you don’t buy the safety concern, I don’t believe it’s a matter of vandalism or theft. I think it has more to do with around-the-clock marketing.
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silkpurseproductions
December 15, 2013
First, please don’t move back to the US. We need you here to run for Prime Minister or at least Mayor of Toronto.
The garbage idea is pretty good. It was prophesied in one of the “Back to the Future” movies when the Delorean was being fuelled on garbage. I take my movies pretty seriously and knew it was just a matter of time. I think we should be able to pick our own vegetables though according to our individual palate.
Finally, I blame the movie “The Graduate” for the plastic problem. I told you I take my movies seriously.
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bronxboy55
December 15, 2013
Michelle, I think you’re right. This whole plastics problem is Mr. McGuire’s fault. If only he had said, “I just want to say three words to you. Biodegradable recycled asparagus.”
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Mal Content
December 15, 2013
So… Oil is made out of the decomposed remains of dinosaurs. We extract the oil and process it to make plastic. We then mold that plastic in to shapes to create toys. Which means that toy dinosaurs are made out of REAL DINOSAURS.
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bronxboy55
December 17, 2013
That sounds like my kind of logic. Although I don’t really believe oil came from dinosaurs. Do you?
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Joseph Boshoff
December 15, 2013
Sooner or later they’ll have to find something else to burn, because oil and coal WILL run out. Question is, what will last the longest, the planet or the oil and coal reserves? Another way of burning waste is to get little bugs to eat them faster so that they produce methane and those types of gases quicker, burn the methane. Methane is worst than carbon dioxide when it comes to the greenhouse effect and the garbage will produce it, guaranteed. You cannot ignore the garbage, doesn’t matter how you look at it.
One advantage of the polar caps melting is that we’ll have a new continents to inhabit, maybe that’s not so bad? I’m first in line to move…
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Joseph Boshoff
December 15, 2013
BTW, I agree with you: energy saver bulbs suck. They just don’t last. Loved your cartoon at the end, that probably explains it really well.
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bronxboy55
December 17, 2013
I’ve read that the ice at the south pole is actually getting thicker, so we’ll have to see what shows up in the Arctic — if it really happens.
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Joseph Boshoff
December 19, 2013
Well, well, I guess you learn something new every day. So much for global warming…
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helenofmarlowe
December 15, 2013
themost startling thing you said here was that the1980s was 30 years ago! I really startled at that! Can that be true?
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bronxboy55
December 17, 2013
I’m afraid it is. I double-checked with my calculator. But I know how you feel — I still think 1993 was ten years ago.
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earthriderjudyberman
December 16, 2013
For every action, there is a reaction. I’m with you on the fluorescent bulbs. Great intent, but then you need to find a place to recycle them to because of what they’re made of. Yegads! Great post, Charles.
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bronxboy55
December 17, 2013
I guess we can’t go back to oil lamps, either.
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Sandra Parsons
December 18, 2013
Spot-on! We have used these energy-saving bulbs for years now, and not a single one so far has lasted me for the promised time. So everytime I have to buy a new one I try to remember to keep and file the sales receipt but then somehow I end up forgetting again. Which is why I can never prove the untimely demise. Plus, who in their right mind goes back to the shop to return a light bulb they bought 5 years ago at a value of 4.50 Euros?
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bronxboy55
December 23, 2013
And that’s exactly why the marketing claims work: they know nobody is going to take the time to follow up on them. It’s the same with lifetime guarantees on small appliances like hair dryers. The last one we bought came with an unconditional five-year warranty. The catch was that you had to mail the broken item back to the manufacturer for repair or replacement, along with the return postage. When something costs twenty dollars, you’re not going to spend another twenty dollars to have it replaced when it would be easier to just go buy a new one.
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Bruce
December 24, 2013
Using McDonalds as an example, I often wonder how much is dumped each day worldwide just from their restaurants. Cups, straws, bags, cardboard trays etc. They don’t seem to recycle their stuff here in Oz. Mindboggling.
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bronxboy55
December 27, 2013
I don’t know why we need all the shiny packaging, Bruce. It’s as though we’re still mesmerized by shiny things and we forget what we’re actually buying.
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lostnchina
January 13, 2014
In Taiwan there are numerous bakeries, where they make delicious breads and other baked items in the tradition of the great bakers of Japan, Germany and France. And every time you purchase a baked item, they put each item in a tiny PLASTIC BAG. If you buy a dozen baked items, they put the items in a dozen plastic bags.
Then, so that you an carry a dozen little bags, they give you a BIG plastic bag and stick all the little bags inside (for a dozen little bags they’ll give you at least two BIG plastic bags). And because there’s also a policy of giving you a receipt for everything you purchase, you’re also stuck with a piece of paper showing the price of dozen little baked goods you’d just purchased.
Meanwhile, because Taiwan has about 26 million people living on a piece of land the size of a bread crumb on the map, it has a very strict Bring Your Own Bag rule whenever you buy anything at the grocery stores/markets.
I think I have a point here, but the fumes from all those burning bags is making my head fuzzy.
Another great post, Charles.
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bronxboy55
January 15, 2014
Susan, I live on an island quite a bit smaller than Taiwan, but the penchant for plastic bags here seems just as great. One of the supermarkets has paper grocery bags, but they’re hidden away, and the cashiers always seem stunned when we ask for them. I’m not a fanatic about these things, but less packaging and less trash just seems to make sense.
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