I hesitate to tamper with an already-fragile economy, but let’s face it: We have enough gadgets that chop vegetables. A new one appears about every six months, and the infomercials always make it sound as though we’ve all been subsisting on potato chips and jelly beans because no one can manage to cut up a carrot or slice a cucumber without rolling their eyes, screaming in frustration, or collapsing with fatigue. The truth is, we could chop vegetables with a sharp stick if we had to. For this reason, advertising will be prohibited for any device that claims to eliminate the unbearable drudgery of making a salad.
I will be issuing a similar ban on exercise equipment designed to produce rock-hard abs, yogurt products with the word biotic in their ingredients, and all merchandise being endorsed by someone whose primary skill is kicking a ball or running really fast.
In addition, there will be no more commercials for medications with side effects that include internal bleeding, blurred vision, thinning bones, high blood pressure, flu-like symptoms, dizziness, and sudden loss of sensation in the extremities, or which may increase the risk of heart attack or stroke. These endless lists of warnings do nothing but frighten and confuse people, and are there only to help the pharmaceutical companies defend against lawsuits. Besides, if we were to consider the full range of possible adverse effects for every drug on the market, everyone in the world should already be dead.
Radio and television ads will also be pulled off the air if any of the following conditions are met. They:
• feature actors who haven’t worked in more than five years
• include a telephone number that’s been set to music
• are shown more than twice in any thirty-minute period or ten times on any given day
• use some version of the Twilight Zone theme
• describe fungal infections in any detail
• are so loud they cause my neighbor’s dog to bark
• annoy me for any reason at all, but especially if they contain unnatural dialogue, such as:
“You know, Honey, I was just thinking that we should head on down to Harry’s Honda. They’re offering low finance rates on a wide range of new and pre-owned vehicles.”
“I agree! And their service department is friendly and knowledgeable. But we’d better hurry, because Harry’s Honda, located just off exit 16 and across from Home Depot, is practically giving those cars away!”
On a more urgent note, war will be forbidden. This is not to say that global peace is a realistic goal, or that humans everywhere will learn to love each other. We couldn’t handle that kind of boredom. But the vast majority of the world’s people have no interest in war. They just want some food on the table, a warm place to sleep, and to be left alone. For the handful of individuals intent on attacking other nations, we will train skilled kidnappers who will snatch the offending leaders and take them to an artificial crater now being dug in eastern Utah. This depression, three miles in diameter and nine hundred feet deep, will be called the Bowl of Remorse, although I have no doubt it will soon come to be known by some less formal name, such as The Hole, because people like slang.
The Bowl of Remorse will be used to isolate dictators, terrorists, Internet scammers, and the chief executive officers of most large corporations. I’m also thinking about including the people who keep sending me those subscription renewal notices. (They may be about to learn what “Time is running out!” really means.) And while we’re at it, let’s throw in anyone who ruins my favorite foods by adding spinach for no good reason. And the people who put stickers on fruit. And magazine editors who keep showing us pictures of pregnant women and their naked stomachs. And political leaders responsible for foreign policy who can’t pronounce the word nuclear, or insist on referring to Africa as a country. And business owners who star in their own television commercials and don’t exhibit any awareness of how unimpressive they seem. And people who eat lunch in their cars, then leave the garbage on the ground and drive away. And people who don’t wait their turn. And the people responsible for creating, packaging, and marketing teen idols to such a degree that otherwise non-violent consumers are driven to the edge of homicidal insanity. And people who have dinner at restaurants, then sneak out without paying. And Al Gore.
Airport security needs to be consistent. I went on a trip recently that took four flights, and no two experiences with security were the same. In one, we had to stand sideways, look into some kind of screen, and hold our hands with our thumbs touching our temples and fingers splayed straight out. It was the exact gesture we used as kids when we wanted to taunt someone. I didn’t understand its meaning even back then, yet pretending to be a moose has now been discovered to somehow make air travel safer. One problem is that every passenger has to be told how to do this, because they’ve never done it before, at least not in the last thirty or forty years.
The process of getting through security and onto the airplanes will be faster and smoother when everyone knows what to do. My plan is to eliminate body scans, shoe removal, and the other physical contortions. Instead, all passengers will be asked to lip-sync one line from the Gettysburg Address and present a short performance involving shadow puppets. Neither of these activities has any point, but neither does the moose impression, and it might help ease the tension a bit.
We have to do something about mosquitoes once and for all. I don’t kill anything unless it’s trying to bite me or suck my blood, or it’s put spinach into my food. But mosquitoes are going to be the end of us unless we start worrying a little less about the chemicals in the spray and a little more about worldwide plague. Some say eliminating one organism upsets the balance of nature and can cause a domino effect. I don’t really see the dominoes falling too far with this one. If we get rid of mosquitoes and the mosquito-eating bats die out in the process, well, we’ll just have to live without the bats. They don’t seem to be doing their job anyway.
As technology saves us more and more time, people are becoming increasingly stressed. Everyone is so busy texting, emailing, and tweeting, no one has time to visit their grandmother three blocks away or say hello to their next-door neighbor. My solution to this problem will be to add an entire new day to the week. I’m thinking it will be inserted between Sunday and Monday. The new day will not be given a name, because as soon as we begin to call it something, we will also begin to fill it up with chores, appointments, and soccer practice. It will quickly become just another day crammed with pressing demands. By letting it remain nameless, people will tend to avoid it. It’ll be too much trouble to say, “Why don’t we get together to sign those contracts on the day after Sunday? No, not Monday, the day before Monday. Yes, the nameless one in between.” More likely, people will just say, “How does Tuesday look?” This will leave an entire twenty-four hour period with nothing to do. In fact, anyone caught doing anything on that day will be taken to the Bowl of Remorse.
And let me remind you: the Bowl of Remorse is in Utah. And Al Gore will be there.
carldagostino
May 17, 2011
I like the extra day thing. Unfortunately, it won’t be a restful or enjoyable delight day because parents will need it to catch up on all the things that children and family life demand which cannot be fit into mere 24 hour days. I have appointed an ad hoc committee to study this and the results of the study will be forwarded to your North America branch office. Re the Hole, extra space will be needed to put all the people that still call even though you are on the do not call list and for the people with peculiar religions that call on me all the time(usually at a time when the Miami Dolphins may actually WIN a game). PS How can we tell if Al Gore is or is not there?
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
We’re always trying to catch up, Carl, and we never do. The purpose of the extra day will be to stop trying, at least once a week.
The “Do Not Call” list doesn’t work because it isn’t intimidating enough; it’s like saying, “Please stop stealing my lunch money.” In the future, telephones will come equipped with an extra button that will send a low-level electric shock to the caller, similar to that given by collars used to train dogs.
We’ll know if Al Gore is there because power usage in Nashville will drop by five percent.
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Melinda
May 17, 2011
Ba ha ha ha!!! The whole thing is just brilliant. I always say on Sunday I need one more day so that alone is enough to have me printing up bumper stickers for your campaign. Spinach is one of my favorite foods so just ship it all to me and I’ll take care of it.
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writerwoman61
May 17, 2011
Hey, Melinda…will you share the spinach with me?
Love most of your ideas, Charles…am completely in agreement about commercials, war, airport security, and mosquitoes. Please spare Al Gore from being sent to The Hole…I kinda like him…
As Carl pointed out, an extra day will just be another day for our kids to drive us nuts…a four-day work week might be a good alternative!
Posting Part 2 to Facebook…
Wendy
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Melinda
May 17, 2011
Yes I’ll share but only to avoid being featured on “Hoarders”. 🙂 I need that extra day already and it’s only Tuesday. How long will that take to get through the red tape?
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
Melinda, the extra day will be in effect almost immediately after the takeover. All red tape will be eliminated by our Secretary of Bureaucracy. Just watch how fast the spinach shows up at your door.
Wendy, I’m glad Melinda agreed to share. If we can send half the spinach and Al Gore to you in New Brunswick, I’d say things are already looking better.
Thanks for the nice comment.
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Margaret Reyes Dempsey
May 17, 2011
Brilliant post. The mosquito cartoon made me roar. You have a knack for writing cartoon dialogue.
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
Thanks, Margaret. I hope you enjoyed the writers’ retreat, and can’t wait to hear about it.
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She's a Maineiac
May 17, 2011
I was already on board with you being in charge, but now with the no more skeeters thing and the nameless extra day, I bow down to King Charles! And I think that along with it being nameless, you should demand that all nonessential electric devices be shut down for 24 hours…no tweeting, facebooking, texting, iPad’ing allowed. This would force all of us to actually interact with our love ones face to face for once.
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
That’s the whole idea, Darla — talking, listening, and making eye contact with the people who are in the same room with us. And some time for just being quiet, too.
But, please, no bowing!
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She's a Maineiac
May 21, 2011
Ha! I am so zoned out on all this techno stuff, I completely missed your original point on the nameless day–D’oh! (need more coffee!) And what’s this “eye contact” thing you mentioned again? I’ll have to google that…
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Diane Henders
May 17, 2011
Will the Bowl of Remorse have bleachers around it?
On my extra day of the week, I might just want to watch some live entertainment. And I have a box full of rotten tomatoes…
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
Once again, Diane, you’ve taken a pretty good idea and made it much better. Yes, there should be bleachers. And fire hoses, in case someone tries to escape.
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heidit
May 17, 2011
I don’t know how you manage to be funnier and funnier every time I read this blog, but somehow you’ve outfunnied yourself again. I had to stop reading this post part way through because I was laughing so hard. I want to visit the Bowl of Remorse, just to see if they actually are remorseful.
Can we also outlaw any beauty products that promise to give us younger looking or more youthful skin? Also, all perfume commercials, because they are just stupid. I defy anyone to find me the logic of most perfume commercials.
I am concerned, however, about your changes to airport security. My fingers are stubby, so shadow puppets are out and I don’t know the Gettysburg Address. So, on those counts, I’m hooped, air travel-wise, that is.
Thanks for the laughs, as always.
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bronxboy55
May 18, 2011
You’re right about the commercials for beauty products. They find people who already have the smooth skin or soft hair and use them in the ads to fool us into thinking there was some cause-and-effect. And most of us believe it. I’m sure they also use steroid-gulping bodybuilders to promote the workout equipment. By the end of most perfume commercials, I have no idea what they were advertising.
You’re right about the Gettysburg Address idea. We may have to expand on that.
Hooped?
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heidit
May 19, 2011
Ah, perhaps “hooped” is west coast slang. How to put it politely? “In a situation with no clear solution.” The less polite explanation is S.O.L.
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Val
May 17, 2011
I’ve been laughing out loud all through this post… I like the idea of your black hole of an unday, not to be confused with the bowl of remorse… would that be a toilet bowl of remorse, by any chance? Or maybe a hyperbowl of remorse… or a hyperbole of morse code…
Sorry, getting carried away here. Hopefully not into ‘the hole’.
I also like Spinach, but don’t really want any sent my way, I’ll keep my own hidden away in a secret bunker far far away from the mosquito territories. (I find that a quick squirt of disinfectant takes care of them, and they come up nice and clean and er… squishy… afterwards.)
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bronxboy55
May 19, 2011
Now you have me wondering what hyperbole would sound like in Morse Code. Louder tapping?
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Val
May 19, 2011
hy per bo lee hy per mo lee
I don’t know, but it’d be rhythmic!
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Terrance H.
May 17, 2011
It’s not often the blogosphere offers incredibly engaging writing, so I’ve decided you’re not real. You’re a figment of my imagination, though my imagination could never come up with the stuff you come with. So, I’m not sure what you are.
But anyway. Fantastic. Wonderful. Funny. And a hundred other adjectives.
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bronxboy55
May 19, 2011
Thanks, Terrance. I’m continually surprised at the number of good writers out there in Blog World. That you would include me in that group is an honor.
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Amy @ Soul Dipper
May 17, 2011
If, as King of the World, you have to eat what the kitchen serves, I’ll gladly take the spinach off your hands. We need you to be thinking of more important things than training your dog to eat spinach.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
The word king is still bothering me, Amy. I’m thinking of it more as beneficent guide. And I’m a cat person. I doubt a cat would ever eat spinach.
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Margie
May 18, 2011
I’m glad the Bowl of Remorse isn’t going to be in Canada. I’d hate to see any of my tax dollars being used to feed and care for that lot.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
Canada will need to have its own. Much smaller, of course, and bilingual.
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dearrosie
May 18, 2011
I Love the idea of the extra day between Sunday and Monday being a selfish day just for ourselves. Imagine laying on the hammock reading all day without feeling guilty that we’re not doing the carpool or the laundry or baking bread…
I’m with you on the airport security. When we flew into Washington Dulles after our trip to S. Africa I said “I don’t want one more xray and I refuse to go through that xray machine.” So I had to stand like a scarecrow in the middle of the arrivals hall arms and legs wide out to the side while a nice lady patted me all over. I’ll take the xray next time.
Agree with Margaret that you do have a knack for writing cartoon dialogue. My favorite is the first one.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
I remember when going to the airport was fun. It was part of the trip. Now it’s the dreaded start and finish to the trip, and we have to hope the part in the middle is worth it all. Maybe we can change it back, Rose.
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Priya
May 18, 2011
May I congratulate you on your extremely wise observation: “…well, we’ll just have to live without the bats. They don’t seem to be doing their job anyway.”
While my live-and-let-live mind tells me to see your insistence in eradicating the mosquitoes and hence the useless mosquito bats and consequently god-knows-what as a little environment shattering, I confess it appears you’ll prove to still be better than those, who profess CFLs and other moronic means. They live, but don’t let live, much like the mosquitoes.
PS: I’d like to say this post made my day with your trademark wit, but I am not going to.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
My son and I went outside yesterday to throw the baseball around and within fifteen minutes we had to seek refuge from the mosquitoes and tiny black flies. I wonder how long these biting insects could live without someone to bite. Maybe we should all stay inside for a couple of weeks. Would the bugs starve to death? Would they tap on our windows, pleading for us to come out?
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Betty Londergan
May 18, 2011
I’m voting for YOU to be in charge … when are you running?? Love the Bowl of Remorse, although I suspect I live there already, although I’m really too busy to check. Brilliant post, Charles!
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
Thanks, Betty, but I’m not running, at least not in the democratic sense of the word. If I had to rely on being a good campaigner and winning an election, I doubt I’d get more than eleven or twelve votes. This will have to be a non-hostile takeover.
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Lenore Diane
May 18, 2011
As Betty said above, “Brilliant post, Charles!” I am on board with all of your ideas. And, I look forward to the nameless day in between Sunday and Monday. One request, can we do away with the roaches, too? I realize roaches may not be a problem where you live, alas in the southern parts of the world…. The horse-sized ‘skeetos that you have are ponies compared to the roaches here. (Those living in denial refer to them as Palmetto bugs. Whatever.)
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
I’ve seen palmetto bugs, Lenore, and you’re right. When insects start rearranging the furniture, it’s time to do something. If they’re roaches, then we need to call them roaches. “Palmetto” sounds like the name of a country club.
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Jac
May 18, 2011
Does someone have to BE remorseful to be put in the Bowl? I’m thinking of Charlie Sheen, and all those people who keep putting him on the news, as if he is a hero of some kind. I wouldn’t mind one bit if Nancy Pelosi got tossed in as well, especially if there are bleachers around it – brilliant, Diane! If there’s room, I say we toss in anyone who leaves their shopping carts in the middle of a handicapped parking space. They are parking in special spaces for a reason, people!! They should not have to pull in halfway, get out, move a cart, get back in and finish parking. Now that I think about it, there should be another hole called the Bowl of Total Inconsideration (BOTI for short).
We may need Stanley Yelnats and some of his buddies to help dig, as I am guessing we are going to come up with many more holes that we will need.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
No, the purpose is to evoke those feelings of remorse. Most criminals and cheaters couldn’t care less about the results of their actions — until they get caught. I’m thinking of the number of times we’ve had to listen to some tearful politician say, “I’m truly sorry to my family, my friends, and everyone I’ve hurt.” Usually they’re apologizing for something they’d been doing for the past nine years, but the remorse didn’t seem to surface until the story hit the newspapers.
Instead of additional holes, I’ve been thinking of uninhabited islands in the middle of the Pacific.
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notesfromrumbleycottage
May 18, 2011
Bleachers around the Bowl of Remorse? I smell Paid in Full!!
Seriously, you have to get over this spinach thing. There is nothing like fresh spinach on homemade pizza.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
Rumbly, I love you, but that’s exactly what I’m talking about. Why spoil one of nature’s perfect foods (pizza) with something so imperfect (spinach)?
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journeytoepiphany
May 19, 2011
This is one of the best posts I’ve read in a long time. It made me laugh, but most importantly it made me think. Your writing style is fun and your voice unique. Keep up the good work!
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
Thank you, JTE. Those are kind words, and I appreciate them.
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Jessica Sieghart
May 19, 2011
The day after Sunday? Pure genius, my friend! We could all use the extra time to come up with blog posts as brilliant as this one. I vote to eliminate commercials altogether. They’re just an annoyance when I’m watching shows on my DVR, anyway. The Warrior cartoon had me LOL-ing. You definitely get my vote as the New World Newspaper Cartoon Caption Writer. While you’re eliminating mosquitos, lets just get rid of all flying things that sting. I’m not sure what hornets do in the ecosystem, but after stepping on one years ago, I can live without whatever it is, I’m sure of that. Oh, by the way, I’m still working out the logistics of the bouncing cars.
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bronxboy55
May 20, 2011
Maybe someone can come up with a device that zaps commercials and stinging insects at the same time. Meanwhile, about the bouncing cars: be sure to give the test drivers a raise. That’s a tough job.
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arborfamiliae
May 19, 2011
The issue I’d most like to see resolved is the one you mention in the sentence: “As technology saves us more and more time, people are becoming increasingly stressed.” It’s amazing how no matter how much we try to push things away or be more efficient with how we spend our lives, we still end up running around stressed.
I’d be for mandated vacation time (in the true sense of the word “vacate”). Enforced beach time. Tax breaks for those who let their lives lie fallow (don’t we do this for farmers and their fields?)
Creating more time doesn’t seem to be the answer (as you aptly point out). Somehow we’ve got to convince people not to fill every moment that they have and more (there’s always one more experience I just gotta have). But I guess that’s like convincing people not to spend every penny they have and more. How do you undo a hundred years of training everyone to live in a consumer society?
Oh well…thinking about it is stressing me out and taking too much of my time. I’m going to go take a nap and read.
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bronxboy55
May 21, 2011
Your comparison of our penchant for spending time with that of spending money is perfect, Kevin. That’s why, with both, we end up asking, “Where did it go?” I like the idea of tax breaks for letting “lives lie fallow.” You should develop that further.
Thanks for the great comment.
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Earth Ocean Sky Redux
May 19, 2011
As long as you plan to change the airport security, will you kindly add some airplane guidelines?
1. No charge for luggage that is checked-in. All carry-ons, $1,000.00 per piece. That includes the five bottles of rum that Amiable Amiable is likely to bring back from St. John!
2. All seats will be hot-wired to determine if you are REALLY still using your iPhone when otherwise instructed not to. A siren goes off when you are fibbing to the attendant and your seatbelt is immediately locked and you will be the last person off the plane.
3. No food with garlic, onions, or hot peppers allowed on board, specifically if you are sitting next to me.
4. If your iPod tunes require you to tap your knee to the beat and that tapping interferes with my seat back, I have the right to slam my seat back into your knee, even if it causes debilitating injury.
Are you “on board” with these changes, O Great Leader?
Please add Arnold Schwarzenegger to your Bowl of Remorse Guest List.
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bronxboy55
May 21, 2011
I’m definitely on board, EOS, and ready for take-off. I also think there should be a separate door for Economy Class passengers. That way, we wouldn’t all have to wade through the garbage on the floor in Business Class on our way out of the plane.
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Earth Ocean Sky Redux
May 21, 2011
So true re the slobby first and business class passengers. I guess they are all used to having someone else clean up for them at home, so why not mess up the plane?
We were someplace recently when they let passengers on/off the front and back doors. It was where there weren’t any automatic ramps at the airport, so it was walking on the tarmac kind of thing. I’m all for bringing that back. I’d start my own airline but darn, their is already an EOS Airlines, for real. I should sue, or maybe claim I am owed 51% ownership, as restitution for using my name. First, I guess I should find out if they are even profitable, or if they fly to anywhere that might be to my advantage. Right? 🙂
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Amiable Amiable
June 27, 2011
First imprisonment, now an exorbitant carry-on fee for the rum. Come on, guys! What did I ever do to you? By the way, was that $1K per bottle, or for the whole lot? Because King Charles didn’t waste any time getting that regulation off the ground and I think I over paid security $4K. Note: The next time security makes anyone stand sideways, look into some kind of screen, and hold their hands with their thumbs touching their temples and fingers splayed straight out, security has been into the rum.
Can we throw Justin Bieber in the Bowl of Remorse, just because I don’t like him? Or his parents. Maybe just his parents. How about the parents of the little ones on Toddlers and Tiaras? While we’re at it, please toss in the parents of My Super Sweet 16 teens.
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bronxboy55
July 2, 2011
I’ve never seen those shows, AA, but if you say those parents should be tossed into the Bowl of Remorse, consider it done.
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Amiable Amiable
July 9, 2011
I would just like to go on record as having never watched those shows either, BB55. But, all the same, that doesn’t forbid me from suggesting that they get tossed into the Bowl of Remorse, nor you from the actual act of dumping them there. I thank you.
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Snoring Dog Studio
May 20, 2011
I’m coming late to this party. Honestly, Charles, I read this blog post several days ago and was so amazed at how superb the writing is that I became speechless. I couldn’t and still can’t come up with a decent comment other than how privileged I am to be part of your readership. You never cease to surprise and entertain. In your new world, please elevate blogger to a position much much higher than sports stars.
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bronxboy55
May 21, 2011
I’m the privileged one, SDS. That you and others take the time to read this stuff and then still more time to comment — it never fails to amaze me.
If we’re going to raise blogging to a level above sports, we’ll have to figure out a way to connect it with gambling. We’ll also need to set up an almost endless series of blogging playoffs.
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charlywalker
May 20, 2011
Congrats! You have just been awarded the “Versatile Blogger Award”.
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shoreacres
May 21, 2011
I’ve been trying to gain courage to come in with a defense of the lowly mosquito – after all, without the mosquito, frogs, dragonflies, swallows, nighthawks, insect larvae and hundreds of other creatures (including bats) have a diminished diet. We have no mosquitos now because of drought, and it’s truly sad to watch the swallows having to work harder and harder to feed their babies.
Besides, mosquitos are a lovely rationale for gin-and-tonic, with its little dose of quinine for malaria prevention. 😉
But you know what finally surfaced in my poor, addled brain this morning? The thought that, in the end, we have a whole lot more control over our world than most of us are willing to exercise. Of course we can’t personally take care of some of the biggies – a flooding Mississippi or Al Gore, for example. But the small stuff? Just declare it non grata and get on with it. Too busy texting, tweeting and emailing to visit Grannie? No need for another day – just throw the danged “device” in a drawer and go see if Grannie’s got some fresh oatmeal cookies.
This really is a wonderful post for me to read. It’s a reminder of how much of what you list has been an irritant in my life, and how much of it I’ve gotten rid of by changing myself. Thanks!
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bronxboy55
May 21, 2011
That’s encouraging to hear, Linda. Now we’ll have to find ways for the rest of us to follow your lead. And how did I know you’d be the one to side with the mosquitoes?
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Kevin Glew
May 25, 2011
Your observations are brilliant and hilarious. My vote is to put you in charge.
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bronxboy55
May 26, 2011
Thanks, Kevin. Actually, I took over last Friday. But so far, no one is listening.
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Mitchell Allen
May 29, 2011
Charles, there are two things I miss about blog-hopping. When you are king of the world, can you replace television with this blog?
The other thing is uncontrollable laughter. Can you put all the televisions in the Bowl of Remorse? That would be funny.
I’m sorry I missed this until now. Thanks for making me laugh.
Cheers,
Mitch
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bronxboy55
May 30, 2011
Thanks, Mitch. I haven’t been hopping over to your blog nearly enough lately, either. I plan to rectify that situation soon.
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helenofmarlowe
June 7, 2011
I think we’ll do fine with you in charge, although I think that, all things considered, we really should pardon Al Gore. He might even have some good ideas about the mosquito problem. But one question: Will the answer to Sunday’s xword puzzle come out on Unday, or Monday?
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bronxboy55
June 13, 2011
The answer to the Sunday crossword puzzle will come out on Unday, since the puzzle will be one of the few activities permitted on that day. (Hey, when did we name it Unday?)
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Terri O.A.
November 18, 2011
I laughed until I had tears in my eyes and then laughed some more. Thanks!
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bronxboy55
October 18, 2012
I seem to have become negligent about replying to comments on old posts, Terri. I’m sorry about that — and thank you.
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